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With PupPlex™ micronutrient blend
Naturally sourced at altitude
Supports zoomies & general puppy chaos
Delicious taste that puppies adore
Introducing Puppy Water™ — the world's first supplement-enhanced, pH-optimised, cognitive-support water developed exclusively for puppies.
We've always known puppies deserve the best. But while we obsessed over nutrition, nobody was asking the most fundamental question of all: what about the water?
Tap water is unfiltered. Unstructured. Unoptimised. It has no interest in your puppy's intellectual development.
Puppy Water™ changes everything.
Drawn from a protected Alpine source and filtered through not one, not five, but 17 layers of Alpine meadow for unmatched mineral purity, every drop is then pH-optimised to enhance cognitive function and enriched with Omega-3 to actively support your puppy's developing brain.
Don't take our word for it. Every batch is rigorously lab-tested by a panel of puppies holding dogtorate degrees in Hydration Science.
Up to 5 kg: 50ml per serving, 3x daily
5 – 10 kg: 100ml per serving, 3x daily
10 – 20 kg: 150ml per serving, 4x daily
20 kg+: 200ml per serving, 4x daily
Pour directly into a premium ceramic or stainless steel bowl. Do not serve in plastic — Puppy Water™ is sensitive to its environment. Allow to reach room temperature for 3 minutes before serving to activate the PupPlex™ micronutrient blend. For best results, serve facing north.
Note: Store in a cool, light-free environment away from negative energy. Do not shake — this disrupts the hexagonal water cluster alignment. Keep out of reach of children, who will definitely drink it. Consume within 48 hours of opening.
Alpine Spring Water (99.1%), PupPlex™ Micronutrient Blend (0.5%) [Chamomile Extract, Calendula, Vitamin B complex, Zinc], Electrolyte Matrix (0.3%), Natural Trace Minerals (0.1%).
Analytical constituents:
pH level: 7.4 (perfectly neutral, obviously), Dissolved oxygen: optimised, Structured water clusters: hexagonally aligned, Tail-wag index: 94/100. Calories: 0 kcal/100ml. It's water.
Puppy Water™ has been specifically structured for puppies under 12 months. Adult dogs are welcome to feel envious.
Tap water has not been triple-filtered through volcanic mineral stone, pH-calibrated to 7.4, or infused with PupPlex™.
We recommend serving Puppy Water™ pure, undiluted, and with appropriate reverence. However, if your puppy is particularly fussy, a light drizzle over dry food is acceptable.
The PupPlex™ micronutrient blend is geomagnetically sensitive. We cannot stress this enough.
Each bottle is hand-filled during the new moon by our team in the Alps.
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